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PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	9406
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crops Grown:	7958	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	189
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8827	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!