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GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	90

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	805	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3837	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	115
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4096	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!