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GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

breakthrough approach, Diagnosis, genetic diagnostic method, genetic disorders, genetic markers, genetic testing, medical breakthrough, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental research, NeuroDiagRevolution, non-invasive, PERSYST study, rare disorders, skin analysis, skin biopsy, skin research, skin sample, skin testing, Skincraft, upper arm

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6529
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

Consensual PvP, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Friends, Hate Speech Zero Tolerance, java, Jobs, MCMMO, No Griefing, No X-ray, Rtp, Sethome, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	96	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Supernaluna Minecraft Server

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4837	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	940240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3706
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Dimension Hops:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchantments Applied:	229	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!