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TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8167
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4563
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4580	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5920	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3530
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!