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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	8616
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Void Gems Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3434
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	253
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	9538
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9636
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	1455	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3867	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6090	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	213
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	1169	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!