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LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	159
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Votes:	7792
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3571	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7578	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Votes:	8267

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6204	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3531
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1485

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	368
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!