Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

anxiety, dad, decision, dream, Engineering, family, Future, goals, Guilt, INFANTRY, love, Military, Minecraft, mum, ParentalDisobedience, parents, PRESSURE, School, Server, sister, Support, teachers, University

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Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

PeanutButterCraft

Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, dinner time, discipline, entitled, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Niece, parenting, peanut butter, PeanutButterCraft, picky eater, pizza, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, takeout, Tantrum

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Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions

acceptance, coping, creeper, emotional pain, explosions, Grief, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Hope, letting go, long-term effects, Loss, LostLoveGoneSMP, love, moving on, personal growth, relationships, resilience, self-care, strength, Support

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’ve lost someone special in the process? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a support group for all those who have lost precious ores and valuable items in tragic mining accidents. Join us as we come together to mourn our losses and find strength in numbers to conquer the caves once again!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine haunts our server, stealing items and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and reclaim what is rightfully yours? Join now and embark on a quest to banish Herobrine once and for all, all while making new friends and building epic structures along the way.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find that the losses you’ve suffered in the past were just stepping stones to an even greater treasure-filled future!

BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

BlockyBunk, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, debunked myths, discovery, education, educational development, educational system, enlightenment, false teachings, Friendly, growth, knowledge, learning experiences, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, old wives tales, traditional teachings, unlearning, Urban Legends

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Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

Fun, SelfDestructing, TrashCraft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

PiCraft: String Theory Goof

accidentally, Astrophysics, discovery, Find, Goof, mathematical constants, mathematical equations, Mathematical Formulas, Mathematics, New Formula, PHYSICS., pi, Pi Approximation, Picraft, quantum physics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, String, String Theorists, theoretical physics, theory

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

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Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/forest-calliope-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

JobHunterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	3905	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	960
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Apply to join

Features

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

What are the server rules?

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Are there regular events on the server?

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	8096	Mines Excavated:	4258
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2229	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1461	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2