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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 865 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2947 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 2397 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”