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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.
