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ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2568
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2848
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Dimension Hops:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	5505
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

alternative to Hololive, anniversary, celebration, Cheating, Community, controversy, Despicable, donation drives, Drama, fake cripple, indies, Minecraft, relationship, scandal, secret, Server, Stagnation, stealing, toxic-free, unlikable, VIBE, virtual, virtual idols, vtubing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7089	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

almonds, brand, Chocolate, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, His Toblerones, Honey, iconic, indulgence, Minecraft, nougat, smp, snack, SWEET, Swiss chocolate, Toblerones, Treat, Triangular

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

aita, asking, bills, blocks, Communication, compromise, date, DATING, Dutch, DutchCraft, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, Fairness, Flip, free meal, girl, modern dating, Old fashioned, Pay, relationship, split the bill, splitting, tradition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	544	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

BeautiFulSMPViews

awe-inspiring, beautiful place, BeautiFulSMPViews, breathtaking views, bucket list, Dream destination, Escape, Explore, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., Nature, Paradise, picturesque, scenery, Serenity, stunning landscapes, Tranquility, travel, vacation, Wander, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, AwkwardCraft, Communication, cringe, EMBARRASSING, experiences, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, MOMENTS, oversharing, Personal, quotes, relationships, sex, Stories, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	7417	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!