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DroneCraft: West Bank Wipeout

airstrike, Armed Forces, Bank, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, drone strike, DroneCraft, extremist group, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted attack, terror cell, violence, West, West Bank, wipeout

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Farms Harvested:	450
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have DRONES that can take out TERROR CELLS in the WEST BANK. 5 players have already been KILLED by our epic drone strikes. Join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take out some bad guys with our high-tech weaponry. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more intense and way more FUN. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and be a part of the madness!

AgeCraft: Forever Young

“Youth, age, age is just a number, AgeCraft, aging gracefully, defying expectations, embracing aging, Happiness, mental attitude, mindset, old age, Perception, positive thinking, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal norms, staying young at heart, Stereotypes, young, youthful appearance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Potions Brewed:	130	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

1.21.1, 200 members, 24/7 operation, Citrus, Claims, diamond-based economy, Discord chat integration, discord community, Fresh Map, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, lemons, Life, make new friends, member role, NEVER Pay To Win, Play, Player Shops, Responsive staff members, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Sour, Squaremap, Tpa, Vanilla, Zest

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	69
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Citrus MC Server Overview

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

American, American dream, CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, exceptionalism, freedom, heritage, History, identity crisis, Land, MineCraftinMerica, national identity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, smp, solidarity, spirit, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

DoggoDramaTrail

aggressive dog, aita, bridge confrontation, bridge courtesy, bridge jumping, bridge safety, bridge sharing, cycling, dangerous dog, dog walking, DoggoDramaTrail, local kids, protection dog, recreational trail, tourist town, trail confrontation, trail etiquette, trail running, trail safety, Walking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.

Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.

So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.

NoWorstEnemyMC

Adversity, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, devastation, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Horror, Loss, Nightmare, NoWorstEnemyMC, Pain, regret, Suffering, Torment, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Farms Harvested:	382	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

StopTheVirus Minecraft Server

$135 million plan, Containment, delayed, drc, emergency response, Epidemic, funding, global health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international aid, Minecraft, mpox spread, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Server, StopTheVirus, vaccine delivery, Virus, Who, WHO response

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!

join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes

Down Under DormCraft

Australia, bid, caps, changes, colleges, Curb, DormCraft, education, foreign student intake, Government, immigration, Impact, international students, Migration, policy, regulations, restrictions, student population, study abroad, universities, Visa

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so we got this epic minecraft server that will blow ur mind, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and crocs lurking in the water.

join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!

Factions Regurgitated: Same Old Factions, but with a Twist!

Factions, regurgitated, Twist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	9106	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Feature	Description
Pay 2 Win	ZERO Pay 2 Win! Everything is earned, no purchasing in-game items.
Factions-Towny Hybrid	Custom server with large cities and nations cooperating or competing.
War Mode with Discord Integration	Notified on Discord when war is declared to give time for preparation.
Premium Boss Plugin	Fight new foes for exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards.
Custom GUI Shop	Quickly buy or sell items using /shop along with an auction house /ah.
Mythical Shop	Spawn with Custom Enchants and items purchased using in-game currency.
Premium Fishing	Rewarding new way to earn loot through fishing.
Custom NPCs	Dialogues and quest lines with NPCs.
Free Progression	Unlock new features, commands, and limits through quests.
Season Ending Hardcore Event	Win a huge reward by being the last player alive at the end of the season.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is this server Pay to Win?	No, everything is earned through gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for details and updates.
What is the Season 0 (Beta) about?	Season 0 (Beta) is coming soon, join Discord to stay informed.
Are there custom features on this server?	Yes, there are custom factions-towny hybrid, premium boss plugin, and more.