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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6697 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is afraid to join because he knows he can’t handle the madness. We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: the dragon always wins).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get your very own pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him fed with rotten flesh, of course). Plus, our community is so awesome that even the villagers are throwing block parties every night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Skip the silence and come party with us!