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GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crops Grown:	5358

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

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Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5597
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9901
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2201	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ores Mined:	777	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!