Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3055	Potions Brewed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	2513	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	293	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	233	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

Dead, hurt, Israel, PixelPanic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

16+, active community, Audience, bunnies, Challenges, Chaos, Community Projects, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Experience, fabric server, Fluffy, home, Join, Mild, no land claiming, no TPA, proximity chat, RAINBOWS, Regular Events, safe space, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Serene, Staff, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
New Chunks Explored:	315676	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

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