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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

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Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Imagine getting paid $500 every day just for playing Minecraft on our server! That’s right, we’re so rich and generous that we’re practically throwing money at you to join us.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!

LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉

PandemicFail Minecraft Server

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so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.

our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

GazaGriefCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have IDF killing Islamic Jihad naval chiefs and Hamas attacking troops securing aid routes! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own base and defend it from crazy factions trying to take over. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

Time Zone Shenanigans

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join dis server if u want ur mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. we got time zones so wack, u’ll be teleporting to different dimensions just to figure out what time it is. forget whole hours, we got half hours, quarter hours, and maybe even a few minutes thrown in just for fun.

imagine being in the same city but ur friend is living in the past while u living in the future. it’s like time travel without the DeLorean.

so if u wanna experience time like u never have before, join dis server and prepare to have ur mind twisted like a pretzel in a blender.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mines Excavated:	1158	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	160685
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	1648	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ores Mined:	2878	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

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Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

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Website:

Discord:

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

2. Is the server modded?

3. How can I join the server?

4. Are there regular events on the server?

5. How can I contact the staff team?

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Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5