if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.
plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!
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we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.
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WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?
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EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
|---|---|
| Established | 2018 |
| Server Focus | Community interaction |
| Server Location | North America |
| Members | 350 server members, 500 total members |
A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.
A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.
A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.
A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.
A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.
A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.
Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.
And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).
And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.
Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?
Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!