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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8704 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7095 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.