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PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous protagonist, Book, Builder, captivating narrative., crime, detective, Enigmatic, f.., Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 204014363, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	909359	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

aita, balloons, Birthday Party, celebration, Conflict, dads house, DadsHouseParty, Divorce, family celebration, Friends, joint celebration, Minecraft, mom’s house, parenting, Remarried, Server, sleepover, spa day, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepsiblings, video games, VR gaming arcade

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6004	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

WeaknessCraft SMP

growth mindset., Honesty, introspection, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-awareness journal prompts, self-awareness quotes, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-improvement strategies, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness, WeaknessCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

BoomerCraft2021

“Youth, Adulthood, age catching up, aging, BoomerCraft2021, creaky joints, feeling old, feeling out of touch, feeling tired, getting older, grandchildren, grey hair, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reminiscing, Retirement, slowing down, time passing, wrinkles

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	265	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!