Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

American, American male, employment, family, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender Roles, Job Opportunities, Kids, Male, Marriage, marriage rates, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, P*Light, parenting, relationships, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, support systems, traditional values, work-life balance, Workforce

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3710
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1572	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	128
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8592	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	6

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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