But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Vampire META Cruise Mission, an Inazuma maid skin, a Rodney META, and a Long Island cruise receptionist skin. And coming soon, we’ve got Oaths for Hai Tien, Musashi, and Eldridge, as well as a Wichita META and Foch META with an Attilio Regolo skin. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the pleasure, leisure, and treasure that our server has to offer.
So why wait? Join now before you miss out on all the fun! And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder – /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t go looking for it. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!
And don’t even get me started on the META dock – it’s like a magical place where your ships can become even more powerful and unstoppable. Plus, we have crazy upcoming events like Oaths for Hai Tien, Musashi, and Eldridge that will have you on the edge of your seat.
But remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it forever when the game updates – and nobody wants that! So join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own vape machine in Minecraft, complete with customizable flavors and cloud sizes. And why stop there? Take it to the next level by plugging that vape into your character’s ass for a truly unique gaming experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special Fleshlight plugin that allows you to…well, use your imagination. Let’s just say your character will never be the same after a session with our Fleshlight feature.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a pet creeper that can do the moonwalk. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one tap.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most satisfying Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.
So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).
| Description | CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server focused on recreating history. Join us in fun grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. The server operates in iterations with new content and themes every 2 months. Currently building Armavir (Armenia). |
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| Server IP | crusalis.net (premium MC only) |
| Community | Victorix Discord: Join here (mention invite by Mado) |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft user? | Sorry, this server is only available for premium Minecraft users. |
| How often do server iterations change? | Server iterations change every 2 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. |
| Is there a specific theme for each iteration? | Yes, each iteration features a new theme and content for players to explore. |
| How can I contribute to building Armavir (Armenia)? | Join Victorix Discord and participate in wars to help in claiming enemy nation land and ensuring victory. |
| Who can I contact for more information? | You can reach out to Mado on Victorix Discord for any queries or assistance. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, you’ll be building with magical creatures who poop rainbows and fart glitter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Bau Edition, where players can battle it out in epic duels with diamond swords made of pure awesomeness. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of security anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). Let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂
Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.
On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?
So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
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| Mod | Fabric 1.21 |
| World Border | 3.5k x 3.5k |
| RAM | 8GB |
| Location | Germany |
We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…
We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀
| Question | Answer |
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| Is PvP allowed? | No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server. |
| How are decisions made on the server? | Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality. |
| Are there many rules on the server? | There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented. |
We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!