Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

OFsFinder69 – Minecraft SMP

acquaintance, Awareness, Boundaries, Curiosity, digital footprint, discovery, Explore, Friend, gossip, internet, Minecraft, Notification, OFs account, OFsFinder69, online presence, onlyfans, privacy, reaction, scandal, search, smp, social media, Surprise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether, when suddenly you stumble upon your buddy’s OnlyFans account. And let me tell you, the content was fire! Your reaction? Well, let’s just say you were more shocked than when you accidentally blew up your base with a misplaced TNT block. But hey, who knew your friend had such hidden talents in the world of Minecraft and… other realms? Join our SMP for more unexpected surprises and scandalous secrets!

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Farms Harvested:	668
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Villages Defended:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3428	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

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