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Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

#Penance, 0011, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Battles, blocky, Caster Ebenholz, Caster Harmonie, CN Content, Defender Ashlock, Defender Aurora, Defender Firewhahistle, Defender Underflow, EPOQUE, Fartooth, Gladiia, Global Content, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Guard Viviana, JP content, Kirara, KR content, Lessing skin, Lone Trail Rerun, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic skin, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Typhon, Supporter Gnosis, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Lucilla, Test Re-Edition, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile, Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5798
Emeralds Found:	8001	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	560460
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Villages Defended:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	8119	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Emeralds Found:	6048	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	8070	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
New Chunks Explored:	889050	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3167	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.