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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	2891	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5114	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	690	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	5888	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	8757

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5578
Mines Excavated:	1172	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2332
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!