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Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

IndyCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, anticipation, archaeology, bethesda, EXCITEMENT, film, franchise revival, Gaming, harrison ford, iconic character, Indiana Jones, IndyCraft, long awaited, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, release date, Server, steven spielberg, Trailer, treasure hunting, video game

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3729

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6248	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	3331	Enchantments Applied:	155
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).