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ReviveSMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crops Grown:	4607	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	3465	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

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ReviveSMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

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CraftySmartyMC

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CashCraft Minecraft Server

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NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

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One pirate craft

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	1873
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	219	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ores Mined:	679

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	5942
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2