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CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	112

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5834
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Star Shards Collected:	248
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!