Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who tried to evade a ban on a discord server. They went to great lengths, using temporary email services, messing with the jannies, and even using their own phone number as a final “screw you.” But alas, they were caught and banned for good. That player’s name? Waravocado banana watermelon.

But fear not, for on our server, you can be as wild and crazy as you want without the fear of bans! Join us and experience the chaos and madness that awaits. And hey, if you need to verify with a phone number, we’ve got your back with our very own SMS verification service. Who needs rules when you have a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, on our server, anything goes!