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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7256 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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