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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 524 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
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