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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	8714	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	115048
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	9363
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	855

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Void Gems Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Potions Brewed:	138	New Chunks Explored:	953872
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8047	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	4419	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

accidental nudity, awkward encounter, awkward moment, awkward situation, Caught in the act, caught off guard, dick exposed, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, exposed in public, humiliating incident, long tail tags, Minecraft, nudity mishap, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, private parts revealed, revealing mistake, revealing yourself, Server, she sees your dick, surprise exposure, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected situation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9649	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

best episodes, best seasons, best TV seasons, favorite episodes, favorite seasons, favorite TV seasons, greatest episodes, greatest seasons, highest rated seasons, Minecraft, popular seasons, Seasons, seasons ranking, smp, television seasons, top episodes, top rated seasons, top rated TV seasons, top seasons, top TV seasons, TV show episodes, TV show ranking, TV show seasons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!