🍆💦playlist 2017 Minecraft Servers

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Amazing playlist 2017 Minecraft Servers

HappyHero Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Stats November 22, 2024

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Stats November 22, 2024

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	322953
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Star Shards Collected:	148
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43