ClosetGate: Keep Your Kid Out!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	212
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mines Excavated:	3556	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life like this poor Redditor? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for all players, no closet gossiping allowed! We promise that no one will cry and threaten to leave just because you asked them to stop messing around.

Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only shaking you’ll be doing is from excitement over all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you? See you in the game!

YouthfulCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Towns Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of people mistaking you for a Minecraft noob because you look younger than you actually are? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that will make you look older and wiser in the Minecraft world! Join us and never be mistaken for a noob again!

Our server is also home to the Fountain of Youth, where players can bathe in its magical waters and reverse the aging process in real life! Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth in both the virtual and real worlds!

But that’s not all – we have a secret quest where players can unlock the ability to turn into a baby zombie and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s only on our server!

So if you want to look your age, reverse aging, or just have a good laugh as a baby zombie, join us on our server today!

BorderBlockParty

border regions, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, halt, international relations, intervention, launches, Military, offensive, Operation, putin, russia, SECURITY, three, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “hey ukraine, stop being so offensive”? well, now they’re launching this super epic operation in three border regions to, like, totally stop them in their tracks. and guess what? u can be a part of all the action on our minecraft server! join us and help russia defeat the evil ukrainians in the ultimate battle for border supremacy. build tanks, launch missiles, and show those ukrainians who’s boss. plus, we have free virtual borscht for all players who join. so come on, comrade, join the fun and help russia win the war on our epic minecraft server! da, da, da!

PickleCraft – Relish the Adventure!

Adventure, condiment, condiments, cucumbers, flavor, HAMBURGER, hot dog, jelly, Pickle, PickleCraft, pickled, Relish, relish condiment, relish flavors, relish ideas, relish recipe, relish sauce, sandwich, Savory, spread, tangy, topping

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

So, like, imagine a world where pickles are jelly and jelly is pickles. That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, where everything is flipped upside down and inside out. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure in Minecraft.

Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.

BlockyVirusSafeHQ

Ach, Air Change per Hour, airborne transmission, BlockyVirusSafeHQ, CFD study, Covid-19, disease prevention, HVAC parameters, indoor air quality, indoor settings, infectious diseases, pandemic, particle inhalation, public health, respiratory droplets, risk reduction, Transmission, ventilation rate, ventilation systems, virus spread, virus transmission

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mines Excavated:	4951
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Farms Harvested:	259	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!

MysticalSky

Adventure, BUILD, Claims, Community, Custom Builds, Custom terrain, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Jobs, MCMMO, No pvp, Play, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Towns Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2070
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to MysticalSky!

MysticalSky is a brand new 1.21 survival server to play with your friends!

What we offer: MCMMO – Level up your skills! Jobs – Start a job using /jobs join (whatever job you like) Custom Terrain – Explore our 7,500 x 7,500 world with custom builds and terrain! Claims – Earn claim blocks and claim land to keep your items safe! Economy – Get money and spend it in the /shop! No PvP – Enjoy a stress-free experience with your friends Details: IP: play.mysticalsky.com Version: 1.21

play.mysticalsky.com

Welcome to The Imperfectum SMP – where everything is perfect except the server name! Join now for a less than perfect experience!

APPLICATION-ONLY, authentic, building, dedicated team, Experience, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfectum, Join, Mature, Moderators, perfect, reasonable, Redstone, response, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, smp, Strict, Survival, talent, Unique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7484	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY, survival server
Age Requirement	15+
Features	Dedicated team of moderators Unique server seed Discord-based application process Suggestion channel Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration Over 300 community members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply to join the server through the Discord server or the official server website.

2. What sets this server apart from others?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players, with a focus on building, redstone, and farms. It also has a strict yet reasonable application process and a transparent and welcoming community.

3. Are there any age restrictions to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 15 and above.

4. What can I expect as a member of the Perfectum SMP?

You can expect a dedicated team of moderators, a unique server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9445	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Votes:	458
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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