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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1084 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 71689 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in space, minding your own business, when suddenly this chinese rocket comes out of nowhere and just like, explodes into a bajillion pieces. like, talk about a fireworks show, amirite?
anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
