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CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9452
Potions Brewed:	139	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	260
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4247
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	833

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2815	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.