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FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Items Found:	5904
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Potions Brewed:	124
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	536163	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5355	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.