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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7760
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ores Mined:	1986	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

action, action manga, Adventure, adventure manga, Assassin, blocky, chapter 169, comedy, comedy manga, Days, funny, long tail, Manga, new job, new mission, retired, sakamoto, sakamoto days, Server, tags, undercover

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	6892	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4463	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7816	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9358
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	2530	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3055	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Star Shards Collected:	297	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2410
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5889	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.