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ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!

PixelPickleCraft

Confidence, DATING, dating challenges, dating culture, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Loneliness, love life, mental health, personal growth, PixelPickleCraft, rejection, relationships, romantic struggles, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Single life, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	882547
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.

Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Blocks Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, another chance, blocks, Crafty, Deserves, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Evolution, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super Saiyan Blue, Transformations, Vegeta

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to give evolution another chance!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where dinosaurs roam the lands and aliens invade from outer space. Build your own time machine and travel back to the prehistoric era to tame a T-Rex as your loyal steed, or blast off into space to battle intergalactic beings with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “mutation” plugin that allows you to combine different mobs to create your own unique creatures. Ever wanted a flying pig with laser eyes? Now’s your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s give evolution the second chance it deserves!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

accidental nudity, awkward moment, camera roll mishap, camera roll surprise, CREEPERS, digital mishap, digital slip-up, embarrassing photos, inappropriate content, online embarrassment, paparazzi, photo blunder, photo faux pas, photo gaffe, pixelated, privacy breach, privacy violation, shots, Snap, social media mishap, social media slip-up, unaware nudes, unexpected discovery, unexpected exposure, unintentional nudity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

addicted, addiction, Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated, Coca Cola, cocacola, Consumption, cravings, Creepercraft, culture, fizzy drink, Global, guilty pleasure, Habit, indulgence, Lifestyle, Popular, question.., refreshment, Soda, soft drink, Sugar, Unhealthy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3775	Players Killed by Monsters:	4151
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

#english speaking, Bilingual, communication skills, Crafty, English, Fluency, japanese, Japanese culture, JP vtubers, language abilities, language acquisition, language barrier, language exchange, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, Minecraft, Multilingual, showdown, virtual youtuber, Vtubers, Weeb’s

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.