BlockyTurnOffs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

Cancer, cancer risk, employment, full-time, health, health study, Job, long hours, MineCraftCancerRiskLOL, occupational health., research, Risk, stress, study, Swiss study, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-related cancer, workload, Workplace

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, animal, Animals, asterisks, BootyCraft, butt, Butts, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humoristic, jokes, laugh out loud, Laughter, lmaoo, Minecraft, rofl, Server, xd

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

addiction, cancer risk, cardiovascular diseases, cigarettes, Good, harmful chemicals, harmful effects, health risks, long-term effects, lung cancer, Minecraft, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking-related illnesses, smp, tobacco, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

SibSquad Minecraft Server

adoption, car accident, children, custody, disagreement, Duty, family, financial support, foster care, Home ownership, insurance, Minecraft, parenting, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SETTLEMENT, Siblings, SibSquad, Support, Tragedy, trust fund

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

aita, Bridesmaids, children, civil married, Drama, family, flower girl, groomsmen, Kids, Meaningful, Niece, NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL, religious wedding, ring bearer, Rude, sister, spoiled, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

CelebRageCraft

attitude, bad manners, Behavior, CelebRageCraft, Celebrity, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounter experience, celebrity encounter story, Celebrity Gossip, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., encounter, Experience, FAMOUS, inappropriate, Interaction, Rude, rude celebrity, Story, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

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