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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7076 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9045 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!
