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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4584 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
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