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Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Players Killed by Monsters:	2336
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	3756
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2092	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Votes:	5428	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.