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CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	151459	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	3682	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	152
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2151	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.