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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4554 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Votes: | 4174 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!