– Epic NEW Gameplay: Rockets, guns, custom skins, never before seen.
Join now for unmatched experience!
Server IP: play.teslanetwork.xyz
mc.teslanetwork.xyz
– Epic NEW Gameplay: Rockets, guns, custom skins, never before seen.
Join now for unmatched experience!
Server IP: play.teslanetwork.xyz
mc.teslanetwork.xyz
Server Features | Description |
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Custom Business Plugin | Run any kind of business you can imagine using our custom plugin |
Survival Economy Gamemode | Experience a survival world with an emphasis on building businesses |
Jobs | Hire employees and manage finances within your business |
Chestshops | Create player-owned shops to buy and sell items |
Friendly Community | Join a welcoming community of players |
Thank you for being part of our community!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical world of endless possibilities. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers. And every full moon, a herd of llamas will descend from the heavens to grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken races that will have you clucking with excitement, and don’t even get us started on the llama rodeos. Plus, rumor has it there’s some bearish news dropping soon that will shake the server to its core. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.
So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this server is about to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky bears – they’re always up to something!
Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.
Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!
And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!