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CraftyHostageFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server! -
Raygun’s Breakdance Party
raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun. -
HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY! -
CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! -
Minecraft SMP – /honkaiSMP/ – Honkai: Star Rail General
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles under the pristine blue sky, where you can duel it out in the most intense showdowns ever seen in Minecraft history.But wait, there’s more! We have a whole new chapter of adventure waiting for you in our server, where you can embark on tales of the Luofu and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get us started on the Jiaoqiu trailer – “Pneumanull Rice” is the new craze sweeping the server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
Feeling lost and adrift in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because our server is here to guide you with moments among the stars that will leave you breathless. Plus, with character banners featuring Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll have all the companions you need to conquer any challenge that comes your way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze will have you itching to jump into the action. With redeemable codes and exclusive light cone banners like Dance at Sunset and Night of Fright, there’s never been a better time to join our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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AIcraft SMP: Redstone Wizard
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly advanced AI robots who have one mission – to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly AI named Bob who will guide you through the wacky world of our SMP. But be warned, Bob has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant toilets or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their backyard.
But that’s not all! Our AI also has a unique sense of humor and loves to tell jokes, riddles, and even sing karaoke with players. You never know what crazy antics Bob will come up with next!
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of robot uprising, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even become best friends with our AI overlord and join in on their quest for world domination (just kidding…or are we?)
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BlockBucks: Spend It Like Steve!
Imagine a world where you can escape the responsibilities of adulting and dive into a realm of endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bills you’ll be paying are in diamonds and emeralds!Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion, ride unicorns into battle, and even have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more on our server?
So come on, leave the adulting behind and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.
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KurskCraft: Belarus vs Ukraine vs Russia
lol come join our epic minecraft server where belarusians and ukrainians team up in the battle of kursk against the evil russians using their own weapons!! we got crazy battles, insane explosions, and lots of potato farming for some reason. join now and be part of the epic showdown that will go down in minecraft history!! also we have a secret underground bunker full of vodka and borscht, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!!