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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1026 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5750 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.
Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.
