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The Slapstruck SMP: Where we promise not to hit you with pies or banana peels!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Server Name	SlapStuck SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Mods/Datapacks	Terralith, tree cutting datapack, claims, /home, /tpa
Features	Voice chat, dynmap, Discord integration
Player Count	10-15 regular players from around the world

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am playing on Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java Edition.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the list of rules and guidelines.

3. How do I access the Dynmap?

You can access the Dynmap online through the server’s website at https://slapstuck.net

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP rules may vary on the server, it is advisable to check with the server moderators or rules for specific guidelines.

5. How can I join the Discord channel for the server?

You can join the server’s Discord channel by following the invite link: https://discord.gg/K8sCPb45Sg

6. Are there any specific mods or datapacks required to play on the server?

Some mods and datapacks are used on the server, and further instructions on installation or usage may be provided by the server admins or community.

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Potions Brewed:	114
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchantments Applied:	276
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	935
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ores Mined:	9492	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7555	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

HangryCraft

confusion, customer service, Dining, etymology, Food, funny, HangryCraft, Hospitality, humor, irony, job title, Language, pondering, question.., Restaurant, semantics, Server, service, Thought-provoking, waiter, Waiting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	3390
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	275	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.