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CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2277	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	7390
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	3842	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ores Mined:	5457
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Potions Brewed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Votes:	7350

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	849181

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	953
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Runes Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!