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Anon’s Epic Mine Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	227
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Votes:	3025
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Items Found:	6509
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Votes:	3319	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Farms Harvested:	450
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.