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Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

cannon fodder, Commies, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, defense strategy, Edition, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, military power, military resources, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, Minecraft, NAFO, Resources, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, war strategy, War Tactics, WARFARE, Warlords

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

agdg, agdg demo day, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, roody thread, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	5149
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8728
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4498	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	297	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Emeralds Found:	6116
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	107
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Farms Harvested:	897	Ores Mined:	1092
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!