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Welcome to Truelanders, where survival is real and realms are…well, also real, I guess, but survival is definitely the priority.

Android, are…well, automatic farms, Bases, bedrock, building, Community, Cooperative, District, Farming, guess, Ios, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, PC, Players, priority, ps4, real, Realm, Realms, shopping, smp, Survival, Truelanders, useful shops

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this realm we will build a shopping district, farms, and bases. Players are expected to actively participate in building automatic farms, creating useful shops, and not engaging in bullying, harassment, or griefing.
Platform
Bedrock only server (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC with Bedrock installed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players can join the realm?	Up to 10 players can join.
What are the main activities in the realm?	Building a shopping district, farms, and bases. Creating automatic farms and useful shops.
What is the expected level of activity from players?	Players are expected to play at least once a day.
What are the rules regarding behavior?	No bullying, harassment, or griefing of other players’ builds, farms, or shops.
Can players join from any platform?	Players must have Bedrock installed on their platform (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC).

Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

ANCESTORS, ancient wisdom, Awareness, Craft, current events, doomscrolling, elon musk, Elons, hidden things, Jesus, knowledge, mindfulness, old things, Politics, PRESENCE, Silence, social media, spirituality, Teachings, Technology, wink and nod, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets of the universe are waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, and maybe even a few lost civilizations. Legend has it that our server is so epic, even Jesus himself would log on to play. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the blocky world. Who knows what wonders you’ll find? Just remember to always give a wink and a nod, because you never know who might be watching.

Crafty Cafe: Where Minecraft and Coffee Collide for Epic Socialization!

atmosphere, cafe, Cafés, CHANGE, coffee, collide, Community, Conversation, Crafty, culture, Dead, Epic, Experience, Friends, Gathering, Hangout, Interaction, Millennials, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, novel, socialisation, socialization, Technology, Traditional, trends

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	1444	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	856

Are cafes even dead yet as a place for novel socialization? Pshh, who needs cafes when you can join our Minecraft server and socialize with pixelated pigs and blocky villagers! Our server is the hottest spot for all the cool kids in town, where you can build your own cafe and serve virtual lattes to your friends. But watch out, because sometimes the creepers like to come in and order TNT instead of tea!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft barista. Who needs a real cafe when you can have a virtual one that’s always open and never runs out of coffee beans? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to brew up some fun on our server!

Blocky Nightmares

BIZARRE, chilling, Community, controversial, creepy, dark side, Disturbing, explicit content, eye-opening, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, reddit, Shocking.., social media, Traumatic, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	5269	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pig races, chicken dance-offs, and secret underground bases where we store all the stolen melons from the neighboring village.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for an adventure so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

instantmc.de

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to InstantMC.de, the ultimate Minecraft server you’ve been looking for! We are the epitome of creativity, adventure and community and offer an unparalleled gaming experience for anyone who loves the world of Minecraft. Our Freebuild mode is the beating heart of InstantMC.de. Here you can build your own towns and villages, from humble beginnings to impressive metropolises. Thanks to an extensive economic system, you can trade with other players to obtain resources and show off your skills as an architect. But that’s not all – our Freebuild is packed with exciting features that will inspire your creativity. From special events and challenges to unique rewards – there is always something new to discover here. For those who want to realize their dreams without restrictions, we also offer a freebuild mode. Here you can create and design your own worlds, according to your own taste. Thanks to our innovative chunk claiming system, you can protect your areas and keep your buildings safe from unwanted guests. Whether you build alone or work together with friends, there are no limits to your imagination on InstantMC.de. But InstantMC.de is more than just a server – it’s a vibrant community waiting to welcome you. Our friendly and dedicated team is ready to help you and make sure your gaming experience runs smoothly. Join our Discord community, join guilds and build long-lasting relationships with like-minded people. You should stop by immediately and give it your all 😀 So what are you waiting for? Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of InstantMC.de and experience Minecraft in a completely new way. Here you can make your dreams come true and become part of one of the most sought-after and popular Minecraft communities. Prepare to get lost and discover yourself, because the adventure of a lifetime is waiting for you on InstantMC.de!

instantmc.de

ScoreCity

Bedwars, City Build, Community, games, implementation, INGAME money, Interaction, Minecraft, pay to win, SCAMMERS, ScoreCity, Server, STREAMS, Suggestions, TEAM, WIN, Wishes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3689

Hello dear friends of the block world.

We are a Minecraft server that would like to invite you to become part of the popular ScoreCity community. We place great value on good and honorable interaction, which is why scammers are banned without any ifs or buts.

There are also regular streams where we play different games with you and you can win big. You also have the opportunity to express wishes that can be realized in the streams.

Our city build is very popular because we are NOT a pay to win server and everything can be done with INGAME money. Our 15-person team always tries to respond to the community’s suggestions and implement them where possible.

scorecity.de

TownyCube

Active, Americas, bedrock, Brewery, Canada, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Europe, Events, Geopol, History, Ip:, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Montreal, Movecraft, Ping, Plugins, processor, PvP, RAM, Store, Survival, Towny, Trading, Unique Features, vote links, Voterewards, Website

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	2

What is TownyCube?

TownyCube is a fun earth/geopol server for Minecraft 1.20! We have lots of interesting history, fun unique features and plugins, and more!

I’m interested, but how do I join?

The server will be only java compatible at the start, but bedrock support will be added in the future. This has been put into place to prevent lag during the main release.

You can join the server using one of these IP’s: townycube.net mc.townycube.net play.townycube.net

(if you are having issues connecting using the IP’s above you can also join using our secondary IP, townycube.minecraft.mp)

Casual Goo Adventure: Where the Goos are gooey, the Mods are modded, and the Chat is too close for comfort! Join now!

Adventure, brain exploding, Casual, Chat, Chill Community, close, comfort, Community, Engaging, Explore, Fun Environment, Goo, Gooey, Goos, Help, Join, KIND, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, non-chaotic, Optional, Owners, popular modpacks, RAM, Relaxed, smp, sub-servers, technical stuff, United Kingdom, View distance, voice chat

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3603
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

RAM	16GB
Location	United Kingdom
View Distance	10 chunks

FAQ

1. What is the IP and modpack for the server?

The IP and modpack information can be found on our Discord server here.

2. What kind of community does the server have?

We are looking for players who want to be part of a relaxed, engaging, and kind community.

3. What features does the server offer?

A fun modpack with plenty to explore
Optional proximity voice chat
Helpful owners for any issues

4. Are there any plans for additional sub-servers?

We may introduce other sub-servers based on community feedback, potentially hosting more popular modpacks or similar content.

NikkeCraft

Active Codes, alice, Android, anniversary codes, Costume Passes, current events, D.Ark Hero, Developer’s Note, Diesel, Folkwang, Game Download, Golden Coin Rush, Ios, Links, maintenance, Mary, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Soda, Special Recruit, Trony, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more updates than a Windows computer, with events crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for the D.ARK HERO event, where you can battle it out from May 16 to May 30. And don’t miss the Golden Coin Rush from May 30 to June 20 – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids!

But that’s not all, we’ve got special recruits like Trony and Soda: Twinkling Bunny coming your way. And upcoming recruits like Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who wouldn’t want to play with a bunny in Wonderland?

And let’s talk costumes – we’ve got Diesel: Midnight Strawberry and upcoming costumes like Mary: Medical Rabbit and Folkwang: Moist Rabbit. Because who doesn’t want to dress up as a rabbit in Minecraft?

Oh, and did we mention our 1.5th Anniversary Codes? Use them to unlock special surprises and maybe even summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem – because on this Minecraft server, anything is possible!

Crafty Cannibals: The Hungry Games

Beach Code, cannibals, Code, Competition, Crafty, double suicides, entry, games, HG, hunger game, Hunger Games, Hunger Games Thread, Hunger Games ThreadPost, Hungry, image, long trail tag, name.., null, post, Roleplay, simulation, Slides, sole survivor, Tag, Thread, tributes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6167
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Hunger Games thread where you can post a picture and a name to enter the ultimate battle for survival.

Watch as your entry competes against 23 other crazy characters in a fight to the death. Will you be the last one standing? Or will you meet a hilarious demise along the way?

But wait, there’s more! You can even roleplay along with the slides as they come out, adding another level of insanity to the mix. And don’t worry about double suicides, they’re totally null here because, well, that would just be too dark for our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun on our server where the code is Beach Code (whatever that means) and where the number of tributes may or may not equal 24 at all times. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!